I’m not very good at telling stories. I stumble through words, and I lose my train of thought quickly. I stutter and I speak to fast. I use noises to express my emotions because I cannot come up with the right words. But this story has been in my head for too long.
First off your leading lady is all curvy and snarky.
Second your villain is sarcastic and pissed off all the time.
Then you literally have a chorus of these sassy bitches. Calling Meg out on her shit, “like nah uh girl, we know you’re lying! You got it bad for that boy.”
Then you got the super sassy god of sass, Hermes.
In conclusion, Hercules is one of my favorite and most watched Disney movies.